One of the main reasons I now want to have children is that my dad and I appear to be the only 2 non-fussy eaters left. Out every day from 9am-1pm selling sandwiches in the merciless rain, sickening sun and belligerent wind, I have learnt this irritating fact. It is a strange state of affairs…
Even if you only read the first 3 lines, it will make your day. Hilarious, and insanely well written.
Slang - translation - example
Swell - great - ‘that is swell’
Unswell - bad/not great - ‘that is unswell’
Thyme - time - ‘what is the thyme please?’
Fudge - fuck - ‘fudge this’
Yarbles - bollocks - ‘fudge this yarbles’
Spaff - ejaculate/shoot (football) - ‘OMG I’m gonna spaff’ or ‘fudge…
21 Jump Street, so hilarious.